The Daily Lament

About Me

I was in the military, jumping out of perfectly good airplanes and landing in the middle of the sea - but I'm telling ya, I'd much more rather be here lamenting than outside fermenting.

Keeping you well and truly updated with what's currently causing me grief at any given moment at any given time from the past, present and future. Well, I guess I could bitch about good things too, depending on the what, where and when in my current location, position or condition.

Blogs I follow:

1. If a child…

   If a child learns to live with criticism,

   he learns to condemn.

   If a child lives with hostility,

   he learns to fight.

   If a child lives with ridicule, 

   he learns to be shy. 

   If a child lives with shame,

   he learns to feel guilty.

   If a child lives with patience, 

   he learns to be patient.

   If a child lives with encouragement, 

   he learns confidence.

   If a child lives with praise,  

   he learns to appreciate.

   If a child lives with fairness, 

   he learns justice.

   If a child lives with security.

   he learns faith.

   If a child lives with approval,

   he learns to like himself.

   If a child lives with acceptance, 

   and friendship,

   he learns to find love 

   in the world
   

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   (Source: downonmyknees)

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3. Ah yes, I remember now…the good times!

   dallywally:

   Expectations:

   

   Reality:

   

   Concussed much?

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   Lol, it’s foodie emoticons.

   (Source: littlepancakes)

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5. xmnrx:

   DogBoardin’

   It’s the karate kid in eagle crane position and his trusty sidekick, Softa-Landin

   (Source: themidnightraiders)

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   How much wood could a lumberjack jack if a lumberjack could jack wood?? Excuse the un-intended slightly homosexual, little anecdote / witty ditty.

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7. Tombstoning boards, flying bodies and spectacular tubes, shot with the Canon 7D at 1000 fps. I’d like to have one of those please.

8. 

   50K FOR A STEERING WHEEL??? That’s not meant to go in an F1 car, its meant to be in a mech-tech museum for ridiculously priced circular shaped items. I’d go to see that.

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9. Let’s start this off - it’s a sad, sad world.

   Came across this extremely sad website, http://cloudgirlfriend.com/. It’s still in closed beta - but it describes itself in a process;

   Step 1: Define your perfect girlfriend.

   Step 2: We bring her into existence.

   Step 3: Connect and interact with her publicly on your favorite social network

   Step 4: Enjoy a public long distance relationship with your perfect girl.

   
   wat da faaaaaa???